Monday, August 30, 2010

Things Kids Say

"I did a beautiful hot fart Mom right towards you and it smells good."

This uttered at the breakfast table this morning while I was still sucking down that first cup of coffee. Why? Boys are so gross.

*Side note: Just in case you wondered -- No it didn't smell good at all, in fact it resulted in me leaving the table rather abruptly. I don't have much of a sense of humor before sufficient coffee intake.


Monica said...

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! i can FEEL your enthusiasm, girl. i am so comforted to know that it is not just my boy that engages in delightfully gross behavior........IN THE MORNING when others are still waking up. ;O)

Denise said...

Gross, yet so funny! Glad we have a sweet little three year old girl... who can pull her cheeks apart and break wind in our general direction with the best of them. Of course, a boy (her father) taught her well:)

Connie said...

Niiiice! My son, while he does have his very silly moments, was pretty much born serious, and has an over-developed sense of right and wrong, yes or no, on or off, white and black, (etc... he's going to be an amazing lawyer one day) and fart jokes fall into a grey area where he won't go. Not sure how I got so lucky? I must have been really, really good in one of my past lives ;) !!

Bryn said...

My boys do the same thing...I think it's in their genes!