But I really, really hope this guy is truly, completely, and totally dead.
He (She? It??) is the boys' newest treasure found tossed up on the beach. It now resides on the book shelf next to our dining room table where it sits and watches while we eat dinner each night.
The kids swear it is a puffer fish skull. Personally I think it is proof that aliens exist and should be shipped to Area 51 pronto.
What do you think it is?